Lame :x

Seriously, bored people should read these : 

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Char Siew Bao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Bao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, " I'm going to find my gang to hamtam you "

So Char Siew Bao went to round up Lin Yong Bao and Dou Sar Bao

Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner. Immediately, the Bao's gang started to beat him up.

As Char Siew Bao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted : " Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, ok! "

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This is one that works great in real life. In text, the effect is not so 'powerful'.

A mute guy goes to the store. He wants to buy a toothbrush. How does he communicate his request to the shopkeeper ?

If you thought he gestured the action of brushing his teeth, you're correct !

Now say a blind guy goes to the store. He wants sunglasses. What does he do ?

Did you immediately think of gesturing the action of putting on glasses? If you did, flush your head down the toilet bowl ! 

The blind guy can easily speak to communicate with the shopkeeper !

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One day Joe went out to Orchard Road wearing his favourite pair of sneakers. He saw this girl pass by him as he was boarding the MRT and was smitten immediately - love at first sight. He went back to tell his friends and they were all curious to know about the girl.

"Is she very cute, like Yang Chen Ling?"

"Nope."

"Is she very sexy, like Jessica Alba?"

"Nope."

"But you don't even know her yet! If she's not cute or sexy, what made you so attracted to her?", his friends were all dumbfounded.

"Well, she was wearing the exact same pair of sneakers that I was wearing that day..." , Joe said.

"WHAT???!!!", his friends exclaimed.

"Yeah...the moment I saw her I knew we were sole mates..." 

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Sorry for being so lame :D

Dessert Mood :x

hey peeps and aliens, ALIEN is here again to update his lovely blog. Today is a kinda boring sunday, what will you do usually when you are too boring ? For me, my first choice is EAT, especially dessert. So now, lets me introduce you guys what dessert i will eat when im too free. 

First and the foremost is Mc.Flurry Oreo by Mr.McD. If you are one of the lover of Mc.D, i can sure that this dessert is the best after you finish your Mc.D, even better than Cornetto Sundae Chocolate. This is No.1 under my dessert list and all my buddys know that i super like it. 

p.s : Loke Momo, you still owe me one :x

Mc.Flurry M&M is now not available in M'sia already :x

The second one is STICKY CANDY. It is a kinda new dessert for me, it only available in Malaysia for less than 3 years. It apparently a very popular hand made candy brand in Australia; specializing in hand-made, quality rock candy and sugar art. I super prefer their lemon and apple flavour. 

If i dint wrong, there is only one shop in Malaysia and it is located in One-U, so near with my house :D

The third dessert i prefer is Secret Recipe. Secret Recipe, a lifestyle cafe chain has become a household name following its debut in 1997. Secret Recipe has successfully established its brand name in Malaysia by virtue of its fine quality cakes, fusion food and distinctive service. I super prefer their chocolate indulgence, cheese choc, brownie walnut cake  and marble cheese. 

Next is Big Apple. i kinda likes their donuts because it is not too sweet and it does taste good. Now, they have introduce new species of donuts which called DONASHI. It dressed like sushi with new and out of this world flavours. Every piece is cream filled wall to wall for that rich and delighting experience everyone deserves. I super prefer their duren-duren and alien. 

Duren-Duren

DONASHI

Last but not least, I will introduce you guys to eat in an furniture shop. Furniture shop?!?! Yeah, is furniture shop. There is a huge furniture shop in Damansara which called Ikea. It is not only a place to shop for furniture and accessories, but also a place we enjoy dining. The best seller signature dish that shouldnt be missed is the Swedish meatballs.

The second snack you shoudnt missed will be the Ikea curry puff . There are quite cheap which costed Rm 1 per unit and it really taste super great. 

The third snack is Ikea Ice-Cream. This is ice-cream is really taste amazing if you tried it before and it is only costed Rm 1 per unit too. These have to be in your shopping list when you visit Ikea. 

This is what i love to eat. So, which is your choices ??? Go and get it now :x

No Way :x

I wont tolerate anymore, i will just scold it out if you are still that annoyed

Dont try to challenge my limit, you will just get die easily

Some of them say: You two are BEST FRIEND before, remember ?

But what i response is NO WAY, This type of bitch is not worthy to be my friend.

Movie :x

Movie, is something that super important in my life. Without movie, i will look like a fatty without fats, so true right.
This few months, there are several movies that i wanna watch. Im attracted to their 3D effects and their story line are just too interesting :x

So, who are free in this few weeks? im gonna to run a movie marathon before my spm. 

The first movie i want to introduce to your guys is Piranha 3D . this movie brings me a super excited mood after watch its trailer, its 3D effects is so good and it looks super interesting. It is on top 3 movie that i want to watch in this summer. Guys and girls who love horror movie, you should buy a ticket and enter the cinema to watch this movie. Kah Chuah, i personally invite you to watch this movie :x

The second movie i want to watch is Going the Distance. The story is talk about Erin's (Drew Barrymore) wry wit and unfiltered frankness charm newly single Garrett (Justin Long) over beer, bar trivia and breakfast the next morning. Their chemistry sparks a full-fledged summer fling, but neither expects it to last once Erin heads home to San Francisco and Garrett stays behind for his job in New York City. But when six weeks of romping through the city inadvertently become meaningful, neither is sure they want it to end. Despite the distance, the nay-saying friends and family, and a few unexpected temptations, the couple just might have found something like love, and with the help of a lot of texting, sexting and late-night phone calls, they might actually go the distance.

For girls who love those comedy romantic story, you should take a look on this. Jun Wen and Kah Yee sure will buy their tickets on this movie. 

The third movie i want to watch is Charlie St Cloud. This movie is starring by Zac Efron, Kim Basinger and Charlie Tahan. This movie run a family love story line and what i feel after watching it trailer is, it will be very touch. So, girls and guys, please prepare some tissue before you enter the cinema, or you can just easily get the tissue from the toilet of the cinema :x

The forth movie i wanna watch is The Hole. I know it sound a bit lewd but it looks super interesting in its trailer. Dane and his brother Lucas, when their single mother Susan uproots them from New York City to the sleepy little town of Bensonville. For Dane, the only exciting thing about their new town is the beautiful girl next door, Julie. With Susan spending more and more time at work, Dane and Lucas are left unattended to explore the depths of their eerie new residence. With Dane paying more attention to Julie, he has far less time and patience for his little brother. Everything changes when they find a sinister bottomless hole under a locked trap door in the basement.

These four movies caught my eyes balls once i saw their trailer. This are the top 4 movie that i want to watch in September. So, who are free, date me with a movie please.

Bel Pasto :x

Im going to introduce you guys a super nice restaurant. It decorated in a european style with gentle soothing background music. It is so comfort when you are there like it is you own house. It located at Metro Prima, so all people who live in Kepong, you should visit there. I can confirm that you will fall in love with the restaurant 

I talk so much but haven tell you guys the restaurant name, its called BEL PASTO :x

I take this with phone, so it quality are not so HD.

Dont judge a book by it cover first before you enter it and try it foods :x

The bar 

You can enjoy your meal by your eyes now. 

The Soup of the day - Pumpkin soup

I dint suggest this to all you guys, according to mu mummy, it is tasteless but super healthy. 

The Mushroom Soup

I 100% suggest this. It is so delicious and have a lot of fresh mushroom and 

the most important thing is it is cheap.

3 of us order the same soup :x

BLAH BLAH BLAH

Hawaiian Pizza

Stephy Hoh aka my sister order this. It topped with tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, chicken hams and pineapple slices. It is sooooo nice and tasty. 

Spaghetti Vongole

It cooked with clams and broccoli in spicy garlic sauce. It taste great and not so expensive also. 

Spaghetti Primavera

Pasta cooked with mixed vegetables in a creamy tomato sauce. 

According to my sis, it is not bad to try this. 

Spaghetti Olio

Pasta cooked with garlic, olive oil and chilic flakes. It taste so great if you love garlic. 

Okay, is dessert time. 

Tiramisu

A classic italian dessert made with sponge fingers dipped in espresso layered with mascarpone cheese. 

I 10000% suggest this to those who love dessert. It taste great and not  sweet like what you think. 

The conclusion is it is so good to have lunch over there because it lunch sets is quite cheap and you can enjoy those great italian food :x



Details :

Bel Pasto Italian Restaurant C-G-16, Jalan Metro Perdana 3
Taman Usahawan Kepong
52100 Kepong, KL
PHONE：(019) 631 6377
OPEN TIME：11am - 3pm, 6pm - 11pm (TUESDAY OFF)

The Fucking Hot Man :x

As what i decide, i went to Leehom Malaysia Showcase which held at One-Utama at 6pm. One-Utama is a shopping mall which located at Taman Tun and i can go there within 10 mins.
I went there at 5pm with my beloved sisters and we decided to eat something, ShihLin is always the first choice of us. I order two XXL Chicken and one Seafood Tempura.

The XXL Chicken

The Seafood Tempura :x

After that, we went to the venue that the showcase held at 6pm sharp. When im there, this was what you could see - people mountain people sea. This means what, means Leehom have a lot of fans lah. According to his Weibo, there were more than 7000 fans.

Fullllllllll :x

The stage :x

At first, i stand at the normal ticket zone. This is what you can see from my eyes, quite far from the stage and the people were squueze like the sartine. But at last, i move to the other place where i can take the photo nicely and steady without the crowd of the people.

The crowd

Im in the sardine can

Royce was the MC for that day and his was the best MC ever. He love to play joke and he told us all the details clearly and he is super funny lah man. 

I like this photo...Royce :x

...5 minutes pass...

Is time to get prepare now, ladys and gentlemens, the hottest man is now on the stage 

Unlucky, Leehom only sang one song which called 你不知道的事, this song is the theme song of his first director movie - 恋爱通告 and the first time i heard this song, it amazed me. Credit to ShengHan aka my baby who send me the link of this song.

All of the photo now is i snap during his showcase...enjoy yourself.

He is sooooo cute :x

Interview Time now :x

The Media :x

The result :x

I super love this one :x

Now, i started to move to the other place to get my best angle :x

OMG, so close with him. 

Move and move and move...

When im there, Royce say : Ok, now is time for the autograph.
i feel like grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
anyway, i still line up nicely there and the security say : You are not allow the open your camera.
you know what, at last...

I still do this. Although, the security guard scold me but it is still worth for this. I get his photo...so close...fucking happy now although i take this last night. 

At last, special credit to this Lenglui aka my sister who brought me there and gave me the ticket. 

Mr.Leehom, please come to M'sia again

I want to meet you again.